I lived in the Republic of Panama for 3 years as a child with a dad in the Army, had a layover in Honduras one time as I flew back and forth between the US and Panama, and went on a cruise to the Bahamas with my high school band in the 12th grade. Therefore, I feel I have met the qualifications to be appointed to the position of AMBASSADOR to a Central American or Caribbean country. Stupid, right???
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